Fridays Letters: 3rd Edition

Dear Self: You need to stop the denial.  Spring is coming soon and after that Summer where you have to put on that bathing suit and go to the pool.  Seriously, wake thyself up.

Dear Mi Patron:  Why ya gotta be so good?

Mi Patron, Forest

Dear Crate and Barrel Where have you been all of my home décor/accessories life?  You sing to me in colorful songs…

Bowls on Counter

Dear Cassie::  You rock my world.  That is all.

Dear Taquitos:  Why YOU gotta be so good?

Dear critters:  Why you gotta fight so much?  Sure you look cute down there in yur JEDI cloaks and lightsabers…but turn the camera off and all hell breaks loose and one of you starts acting like the Hulk on Steroids and the other one ends up heaving sobs…

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Dear Thrity One Gifts::  I can’t believe what a party we had.  You make me want to organize my home with all of your cute stuff.  Even though I had bookoos of credit, I still coulda ordered twice as much…

Dear House: You so purdy when you’s clean.  You make me feel all peaceful and zen inside…Can you up yo’ game, help a girl out and just clean yourself?  Just aksin’…

Dining Room
Dear Bleeps::  Thank you for being so supportive and leaving me such encouraging comments…You make me feel all gooey inside like a big, fat piece of Molten Lava Cake…
Now, wait just a minute Self:   Don’t go gettin’ any bright ideas…remember Summer?  The Pool?  ahem…
Are you ready?  
Now Go Forth and 
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  1. Cassie @ Primitive & Proper says:

    oh man now a self-cleaning house would be heavenly!!! i agree!
    and thanks for the shout out- glad i rock your world because i am just as crazy as you. ;)
    and i need to get my hands on some jedi outfits for mu kids- awesomeness.
    enjoy your weekend- hallelujah it's here! almost. and summer can go away as far as i am concerned. or maybe bathing suit dresses down to your ankles could come back in style. that would rock MY world.

  2. SweetPepperRose says:

    Maybe I should try these Letters to Self :) I've followed you on Linky. And have spent the evening trying to set mine up – I think I got it right :-?

  3. Andi @ Jane of all crafts says:

    Ha! LOVE this! And I am with ya on the bathing suit thing…ugh, es no bueno. Mmmm taquitos and lava cake…

  4. amy of the salvage collection says:

    dear summer, i chose the molten lava cake and cassia's bathing suit dresses.

    oh, and gwen, too.

  5. Junky Vagabond says:

    LOL! Now that I'm just sitting around waiting for things like loans to be approved and asbestos tests to come back negative, I've got time to read my fav blogs! Summer is coming…but my excuses do too.

  6. Rebekah Greiman says:

    Just one ooey gooey lava cake won't ruin your figure. Right?!

  7. DearHelenHartman says:

    Summer is coming? Swimsuits? Oh, you are so cruel, you ever changing seasons. And you are teasing me with those Crate and Barrel bowls when we don't have one locally. Have a great weekend.

  8. Tina@WhatWeKeep says:

    Cake??? Swimsuits??? I'm still waiting for winter! I think we are finally getting a few nights of temps in the 30's this weekend. I'm afraid swimming temps will be here by March.

  9. Drama Mama Lori says:

    Um, no. Pale and lumpy Lori is now also the mama with a large dose of denial. Maybe I'll change my blog name.

    I'm going to write one Fallon style. "Thank you… Gwen, for reminding me that a handful of oreos and 2 diet cokes are not adequate nor appropriate nutrition for summer's impending arrival…"

  10. Christina at I Gotta Create! says:

    Dear Gwen: love your quirky style! Thanks for linky following me. I'm linky following you, too Bold One! <3 <3

  11. lori says:

    so funny!! that cake looks delish… but i need to remember bathing suit season is coming up and get myself in the gym!!

  12. Emily Hope says:

    Dear Gwen – Why YOU gotta be so funny?

  13. thistlewoodfarm says:

    You are hilarious! I want to talk to my taquitos, too! Thanks for making me laugh!

    blessings,
    karianne

  14. Bliss says:

    I think one of those Jedi's is out strength'd as his size looks to be a bit off balance, unless it was the larger Jedi who had sobs?

    ~Bliss~

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