Dear Friday:
I’m here. You’re here. Let’s get together.
Dear Immune System:
I know the medical community says it’s good to test you….that it strengthens you. So after the past month and a half, having Strep twice and two nasty colds, you should be Wolverine… a super fast, regenerating fighting machine, right?
RIGHT?
Dear Night-time Cough and Cold Alka-Selzter:
Why did I forget to take you Tuesday night? You are my night-time, stuffy-head-fever-so-you-can-rest MIRACLE worker. And yet…and yet, I forgot. Never again. Never, never, never, never again…
Dear Chicken Broth:
Yes. I know. You do feel good on a sore throat that has been ravaged by post nasal torrents of snot…
but you don’t soothe the snot-filled stomach {or the soul} like a home-made Ginormous Cinnamon Raisin Scone.
Sorry. You just don’t.
Dear Bleepies:
I know you are DYING to know who won The Shades of The Bold Abode Wreath. Well, I’ve decided that I’m the winner and you are all the runner’s up. Too bad, so sad…
Oh, Just kidding…
Dear Sarahbelle:
It is YOU! You are the luckie duckie and recipient of Erin’s amazing handiwork! I shall forever remember this day when you tore this beauty from my grasp and left me holding nothing but fond memories and dreams of beautiful, hand-dyed coffee filters.
Oh, Just kidding again… Erin has the wreath and will send it to you!!! I’ll email her your email and then yall can coordinate the delivery of this, my gorgeous namesake.
But lock your door and don’t ever open it to me and leave me alone in the same room… But if Muppet Man comes knocking, it would be discourteous of you to keep him waiting outside…
What??? You don’t know who Muppet Man is? Well, watch this…
And receive my Printables for FREE!
*Sigh*
Congrats Sarahbelle!
What post isn’t completely amazing with a picture of Wolverine in it?!? It almost makes up for the fact that I didn’t win- almost
Dear Gwen’s family,
Please shove medicine down Gwen’s throat. Please give her tea and soup. Please please clean the bathroom, and the kitchen so she doesn’t have to. And please let Gwen talk to me today…I miss her.
Love,
Janel
Congrats Sarahbelle!
And get well FAST dear Gwen! The asylum is missing it’s resident crazy. <3
dear kleenex,
gwen says “you’re welcome”.
Congrats to the WINNER of all that gorgeousness!!
Man, I am telling you, that “cold” going around sticks like nobodys business.
Seems to last forever. Hope you can give it the heave-ho this weekend by getting lots of rest =) Feel better soon!!!!
Bwhahahaha Loved you as Muppet Man! Sorry you’re a sickie and hope you’re feeling much, much better soon.
Hey Gwen,
Hope you’re feeling better. Love your new blog layout.
i love the muppet man! LOVE him. he is hot.
and i got your thank you card today which was freaking awesome.
Lucky girl winning that wreath!
Eat whatever you have to and get better!!
Who doesn’t love a post that has alkaseltzer AND the muppet man? Really? Does it get any better
I hope you get better soon my wonderful funny friend!
blessings,
karianne
Well, boo on you…for being sick and for giving that gorgeous wreath to someone else. Boo! But great letters- again…you totally got me with that cat, that darned cat with the teeth. You should be glad I hadn’t just taken a sip of something when I saw that, or you would have had a third boo!
No, seriously, between the cat and MuppetMan..you made my day! Hope you feel better.Soon!
B
Please inform your dear chicken broth that in my belly it will always be more praised than any other food! Thank you for visiting my turquoise living room
What say we all get a posse together and ride till sun up and fetch that wreath from the postal service to have as our own? I mean my own…
~Bliss~
(I like you better as a woman Gwen, snot and all)
Sorry you’re feeling so bad, Gwen. Surely, it has to end soon. If I was feeling as awful as you have been lately, I think I’d gift that wreath to myself to cheer up my sad sack self.
But, congrats to Sarahbelle!
Maybe you could dye all your Kleenex instead of coffee filters.
“Don’t sit down … don’t sit down … left leg going …”
HAHAHAHA!
And no, I did not know the muppet man. That’s your fate when your kids outgrow muppets and instead you’re in a theater watching kids massacre kids …
*sigh*
Hope you feel better soon. And love the new site. You are one amazing lady doing this on your own. I bow to the master …
And sorry I’m late to the your new site looks marvelous party. Just like the muppet man, the left leg of my internet went down and left me disconnected for four days. I’m just trying to catch up!
Linda
I LOVE the new look! When did you get all fancy on me? Fancy pants….
And, I’m so sorry that you don’t feel well. And I completely understand the need for a scone rather than chicken broth. You are talking to the queen of comfort foods when she is sick.
Praying for you and your mucus. Godspeed, little snot. Godspeed.