Dear Gwen:
When wilst thou learn to listen to your inner voice? You know it’s right. Every. Stinkin’. Time.
But no, you just HAD to go to Home Depot, stand for 15 minutes in front of the foam rollers debating over whether or not you needed to buy one to stencil your Coffee Table.
Well, guess what, genius?
You did.
So next time, LISTEN, yo.
So you don’t think you really are a genius, use a kitchen sponge, end up with this…
And have to sand it down and start the bleep all over again…
I love you. I love all of you. I just want to hug you all.
But I can’t…
Dear people that drive 5 miles under the speed limit:
AT LEAST GO THE SPEED LIMIT, YO.
Will you EVER learn NOT to eat socks.
I’m tired of cleaning up your vomit.
Dear Children:
Don’t leave your nasty dirty socks on the floor for the dog to eat them… or you’ll be cleaning it up. Blech.
Aren’t’ yall ecstatic that I didn’t actually take a picture of those other socks?
Dear Bleeps:
It’s so good to be writing again. I’ve missed you.
Happy Friday… ummm… I mean, Saturday!
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LOL! So happy Friday … um .. Saturday letters have returned! Too funny!
me
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Ha! Yes, I couldn’t get it rolled on on Friday!
Thanks so much, Linda!
Hmmm, does he swallow them whole?
~Bliss~
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Yes!!! It’s so gross!!!
This time he ate 2 and couldn’t pass them… it’s horrible…
I’m going to love that coffee table…once you’re done with it
Let’s hope!
I’m “done” with it, but it doesn’t look quite finished to me…kwim?
I really enjoyed this post … glad I clicked over from the truncated email feed
I’m certainly glad you’re writing again. And also glad you didn’t share a pic of those socks! Robin
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I’m so glad you clicked over, too! I’m so sorry about the truncated feeds! I hate doing it, but I do think it’s going to become the norm, unfortunately!
Those socks were so nasty! Let me tell you… ugh!
Haha, this post cracked me up! Bummer about the stencil redo :/ It’s going to be AMAZING when it’s done!
Thanks, Ali! I hope so…
It does help the den look a bit more put together, which is awesomesauce!!!
ha ha! better than what charlie eats…. when it’s that time of the month he likes to dig in my trash and, well, you know how the story goes. i love picking up the remnants.
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Oh, gross! That’s so awful!
Hot Shot gets in the trash, too and it’s nasty…
Oh, no. Been there before and it’s no party. Sponges are the devil. No one told you?
Bruce wanted me to inform you that Hot Shot will not be ceasing the “find and destroy” of the socks. It’s just not happening. He politely suggests that you accept things as they are and have another of your watermelon drinks.
And we have missed you, too.
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No! No one ever told me… or I didn’t listen… that’s the more likely scenario.
Tell Bruce I will never acquiesce… But I might have a watermelon smoothie anyway.
I’ve missed you, too…
Yay!! Love the Friday, um I mean, Saturday, letters. The cat video is priceless, and I know that you will get that table done. And it will be fabulous.
b
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Hehehe… thanks, Bonnie!!! The boys and I never get tired of that cat video.
I finished the table and it’s sitting in the den as I type! It still needs something, but I sealed it already cuz I was impatient and couldn’t figure out what else to do!
Great looking blog! First time I’ve seen it. Awesome design…what theme is it? Thanks for the cool post!
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