When wilst thou learn to listen to your inner voice? You know it’s right. Every. Stinkin’. Time.
But no, you just HAD to go to Home Depot, stand for 15 minutes in front of the foam rollers debating over whether or not you needed to buy one to stencil your Coffee Table.
Well, guess what, genius?
So next time, LISTEN, yo.
So you don’t think you really are a genius, use a kitchen sponge, end up with this…
And have to sand it down and start the bleep all over again…
I love you. I love all of you. I just want to hug you all.
But I can’t…
Dear people that drive 5 miles under the speed limit:
AT LEAST GO THE SPEED LIMIT, YO.
Will you EVER learn NOT to eat socks.
I’m tired of cleaning up your vomit.
Don’t leave your nasty dirty socks on the floor for the dog to eat them… or you’ll be cleaning it up. Blech.
Aren’t’ yall ecstatic that I didn’t actually take a picture of those other socks?
It’s so good to be writing again. I’ve missed you.
Happy Friday… ummm… I mean, Saturday!