10 Funny Toasts for New Years Eve
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Inside: In this article, we’re sharing 10 Funny Toasts for New Years Eve. If you are looking for a clever way to celebrate with champagne, look no further!
Ready to pocket some clever Toasts for New Years Eve?
Do you struggle with finding something to say when put on the spot?
Then let’s plan our what our New Years Eve Toast will be!
Whether you use champagne or sparkling cider, you’ll want something to say before you clink your glass of bubbly.
Instead of waxing sentiment, maybe you want to share a laugh this year? Then I invite you to check out these 10 funny toasts for the new year!
10 lighthearted Toasts for New Years Eve
Here’s to the New Year: May your resolutions be as achievable as finding your keys after a night of celebration!
Cheers to the new year! May your credit card statements be short, and your hangovers even shorter.
Let’s raise our glasses to the upcoming year: May your troubles be as short-lived as your Wi-Fi outages.
Here’s to a new year and a clean slate! Unless, of course, you’re a cat, then it’s just another opportunity to knock things off tables.
Cheers to the New Year! May your gym membership and your enthusiasm for it last longer than your leftover holiday cookies.
Here’s to the new year, where the only exercise some of us will get is running out of excuses!
Here’s to the New Year! May your friendships be as unbreakable as the seal on a jar of pickles that just won’t open.
Let’s toast to the new beginning: May your snacks be plentiful, your naps uninterrupted, and your ability to adult remain questionable.
Here’s to the new year and new opportunities! May your coffee be strong, your workday short, and your boss absent.
Cheers to the New Year! May your success be as abundant as your Netflix options and your worries as nonexistent as your inbox on vacation.
When you run out of ideas, these 10 lighthearted Funny Toasts for New Years Eve won’t disappoint!
If you’re like me and have a hard time remember what you want to say, just write one of the clever toasts on your arm!
Or on a note in your phone maybe. LOL
Do you have any other funny toasts you can share with our readers? Let us know down in the comments below!
XOXO
GWEN
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